COCCYGODYNIAN

I'm back on AsianAvenue after a prolonged absence during which time I pondered upon matters of great importance such as why water bottles have ripples along the sides and why half empty white out tubes stop working when you really need it to.

I don't know why it is that I decided to rejoin AsianAvenue, except for this gnawing boredom and the lack of anything better to do at 12:30am. Well...it looks like I do know why afterall. Waddaya know... Anyway, here's a little light reading *laugh* for your ahh...perusing pleasure. I hope you enjoy reading my ginormous novel of a profile as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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I've been described as "bubbly", and have been unceremoniously shoved into the "ditz" category for lack of anything more appropriate. "I'm totally like not though, like (prissy flip of the wrist) ok?" I have a brain behind this superficial glitter and waddaya know..it's functional.

I have an insatiable curiosity for life's little quirks. If you like endless ponderings of the mind on topics ranging from philosophy to the drying process of paint then we might get along.

Like a friend once said to me pictures are deceiving. Don't be a slave to your expectations. If you like itty bitty little waifs who have to windmill their arms to stay upright whenever a strong gust of wind blows...that's not me. Consider this a disclaimer. I'm not a skinny little thing who disappears when she turns to the side. It's fine if you think Calisa Flockhart is hot, but I think she looks like a lollipop.

Now...for the feature presentation. If you do not meet the following qualifications click the back button and have a nice life. I'm kidding...couldn't you tell by the tone of my voice? What's that? You're reading this therefore there is no tone.. of voice or otherwise to misunderstand? Well then..who looks stupid now? *raises eyebrow* Where was I...oh yes...the list! There is no list. If you're laughing right now or..at least smiling, point is you meet my ever so high expectations. *rolls eyes*

Understand my humour. Understand me. We get along just fine.

My sense of humour is not for the faint of heart. It's often politically incorrect, full of double entendres and is as arid as the Sahara is ... vast.

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More gibberish.

I do not possess a fragile mind. I will not lose my sanity and curl up in the fetal position if you're brutally honest with me. I am not a child. Do not baby me. The one thing I cannot tolerate is not knowing. Don't keep me in the dark. I'd rather have information I don't want than have no information at all.

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Pointless ramblings of a disturbed mind part 1:

The swirl of leaves blowing, caught in an updraft dancing to a tune only they can hear. Such beauty as that which we experience in our day to day lives, we blithely ignore in favour of that which can be quantified. Marvel at the advances of technology but know that the glare of the metallic blinds you to the poignant, fleeting song of a raindrop in flight.

Pointless ramblings of a disturbed mind part 2:

Isn't it ironic that we glance with such ill concealed pity at those we ostracize and condemn as being mentally unfit? Is it our attempt at humanity or a misguided self-glorification? Is it not for recognition that we see what we narrowly missed? They are free to think the thoughts we dare not think. To dream the dreams that skitter away from our conscious minds. It is not that we do not see, only that we choose not to acknowledge.

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ATTN: If all you have written in your profile is "ask" that tells me one of two things. You either have an unwarranted high opinion of yourself or you've got all the originality of a potato. I don't find either particularly attractive and I won't respond.

Updated list of annoyances:

#1 Do not categorize me according to my nationality. My being from Korean descent tells you nothing about me. That does not define who I am or what I'm about. You saying "I love korean girls!" will not impress nor interest me. Racial stereotyping grates on my individuality.

#2 Do not interrogate me within the first 5 minutes of conversation. Do not ask me stupid questions like "Am I your type?" I just stated talking to you. How the hell should I know??? Be original. People who are completely in left field entertain me. I like random stupidity, so say something completely nuts and I'm more likely to respond.

#3 If you've sent me a msg before and I didn't respond then chances are I'm not gonna respond now. Tenacity is a positive trait under most circumstances but not when you're pursuing an uninterested female so stop.

#4 My name is not "cutey", "honey", "sweety", "sexy", "baby" or any other so called term of endearment you choose to bestow upon me. If you send me a message referring to me as any of the above it'll be painfully obvious that you didn't read any of the gibberish I have on my profile and that is insulting for I am more than a mere shell of a person.

#5 Do not feel obligated to point out my %#&@$!y nature. I am well aware of it for I am spectacularly angst ridden.

What's your bloody point Cap't Obvious? That's all for now.