I was searching for something and went into my little sister's room, hoping to find it there. Upon looking into one of her drawers in her nightstand I see 4 freaking dildos. Not 1 or 2 but 4. I shut that sh*t up fast and got my ass out of that room. I didn't confront her about it b/c I didn't want to call her out like that. Shes 24, youngest sibling of the family so she is old enough to do whatever she wants with her body. I've never seen a dildo like the one she had. One of them had several... (continue reading)
I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS. You need to spend at least 5 minutes in that area to have maximun cleanage. How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingleberries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom?... (continue reading)
Hello, I am a born again AA'er. I have been a member since 1997 but can't remember my password so here I am creating a new one, 12 years later. One more thing, I am going back to school to become a nurse. If you're also a nurse or pursuing the same thing, please message me!
I really don't know how to make my personal message interesting, do you?? Okay, well, I will do my best so here goes nothing:
I hate people who sneeze into the air and not cover their mouth, I hate people who see you signaling trying to go into a lane but speed up so you won't get in, I like to eat only the top layer of flan, I squeeze my toothpaste from the center of the tube, I have shaved my face and used peanut butter in placement of shaving cream, I hate people who claim to be using a gym equipment while taking their precious time hitting on the ladies, I eat potato chips with ketchup, I spend at least 30 bucks on eating out each week, I hate shrimp, I don't know how to play poker, I have played basketball with Rafer Alston, I have drank an unopened bottle of liquor that has been sitting at the bottom of the ocean for years, I have passed out on the dance floor and sang "she bangs" with my shoes on my hand, I have placed toothpaste on a brush and can't remember doing it 2 days later, Ive driven a Bently Phantom for a whole week, my age provided here isn't accurate, I came to realize how girls profile always say they're blunt and you must like them for who they are and have realized that this is why girls don't get along with each other, I have been to mcdonalds and asked for a "mcgangbang" and had a special burger made for me, I have waiting in line for 2 days for some sneakers, I have a mini collection of men watches, I get turned off by girls with "guybrows", I have flossed publicly in church, I have stayed in Wal-mart for 24 hrs., I have ran through the forest at 3am in a KKK outfit, and I'm one of the funniest guy you will ever meet. I hope this is interesting enough for you AA'ers.
