A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves... (continue reading)

To dream anything that you want to dream That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits That is the courage to succeed. *If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.