the best way to contact me is by sending me a message. i'm not so good with answering IMs.
if you haven't taken the time to read anything in my profile or even attempted to find out my name then don't be offended if i tell you to fu.ck off when you try to talk to me. i dislike people who don't do any research about the person they're trying to get to know. if you want to know about them, why don't you read the information provided about them? don't be an idiot and leave me alone if you decide to be.
i'm not a fan of extreme usage of short-hand messages or overly digitalized words (h3y gUrL, h0w u iS?). do not insult my intelligence by sending me messages that are incomprehensible.
My name is Torry. NOT tori, torrie, torri, tory.
first and foremost, it must be stated that i am in love with hot sauce and everything similar. coming to my house and don't know what kind of gift to bring? bring a bottle of hot sauce. brownie points for bottles that are extra spicy and extra tasty!
with that out of the way, let's get started.
if i were a super hero, people would call me "ain't going to take your shit" woman. and i would be wearing black spankies and a lime green cape.
i keep a planner so that i can draw cute little pictures to represent holidays, not to be organized or anything.
my favorite line would have to be, "suck it up!" with variations of "suck it up, bitch""don't be a pussy, suck it up" or "stfu and suck it up!"
i think highly of myself, such as, i compare myself to the final boss in video games. RAWR.
i am a hopeless romantic but tend to deny it - since being hopeless is not cool!
i don't drink often but i do drink a lot. OKAY! that's a lie, except for the drinking a lot part.
boys are my weakness. but don't let that fool you, i will put you in check!
after sitting down for a while, i will bump some music and dance by myself.
speaking of dancing...see that girl on stage shaking her ass? that's me.
piss me off and you'll regret it. why some people actually try to experience that is beyond me.
i probably pimp more girls than you. that's just how i do.
i like challenges but will probably whine the whole time, until i accomplish it.
i dislike people who judge base off the brand of clothing, shoes, technology, etc. a person has. food is my passion and hobby. i live to eat or at least to cook for other people.
as much as i bash on people who are ditz and blonde-like, they entertain me to no end.
i run so that i can eat massive amounts of chocolate.
i enjoy being better than you.
the best time you can have with money is when you have no money at all.
drinking at 9 am brings about the most interesting days.
i aim to find mister RIGHT NOW but always finding myself looking for mister RIGHT.
i don't have to make a good first impression to keep your interest.
i'm a pervert. that doesn't mean you can be one.
there are nice asian girls and there are mean ones. you're looking at a mean one.
in conclusion, i'm amazing. like really, really amazing.
Want to get to know me? Don't expect to be all buddy-buddy with me when you first talk to me. I'm not an easy person to get to know. I enjoy testing people and figuring out if they deserve my friendship. Call me self-centered or egocentric, I just assume people should be able to handle me at my worst before they can receive me at my best. So if you're willing to take the risk then proceed with this warning:
I CAN GET UNATTRACTIVE REAL QUICK!
Men - the opposite I won't say I have "high standards" because who am I to say that the men I go for are better than everyone elses? But I will say this, I tend to have many requirements for men who are interested in me. I can't exactly say what I look for in a man, but I definitely know I want it when I see it. I am extremely harsh when it comes to judging men who want to become apart of my romantic life.
I cannot do "long distance" relationships. I enjoy physical time and it is important to me. And I don't do the internet dating thing. Nothing wrong with it, just not my thing. Lastly, nasty, over-aged men talking to me like I'm some piece of young meat does not flatter me -- actually, it grosses me out. If you're looking for someone to make you feel younger, you're looking at the wrong person. I'll tell you straight up that your face looks like a pitbull's a$s. Don't play.
Other then that, I enjoy having male companions. I love meeting new people. So if you wanna be my friend, let's get started!!
"People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight or build in a day; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway." -Mother T.
