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Update for 2009/August: I just added a playlist of a few random things I like, enjoy!

Update for 2009: I like you, do you like me?

Update for 2008: I'm the best rapper. Johnny Matrix and Eciice suck.

I like long walks on the beach, holding hands, petting animals, applesauce and friendship bracelets.

Send me a message if you have good credit, a vehicle and a vast amount of willingness to cook food.

+++ Special Update: I must extend my gratitude to all the wonderful females who have taken the time to send me a note. Although I am flattered, I must still remind you that I am not the kind of man that takes kindly to those who are focused on messaging me with the intent on getting in my pants. I have to politely advise you to change your game plan:

[ ] Write me a poem.

[ ] What is your credit rating?

[ ] Do you have any kids?

[ ] Write me a poem. (part 2)

[ ] Do you rap?

[ ] Do you have aids?

Fill out this application and forward it along. I promise to grade it and respond in a respectable fashion.

---- 2007.05.22 15:34:52 rahnay says roses are red.. violets are yellow.. you ate something bad last night so when are you gonna go mellow?

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Idioteque

Female, 67, Antarctica

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<3



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IHTS_JUS_ME

Female, 35, Huntington Beach, CA

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lol. Well welcome to aa! Yes I have no face cuz i am fat n ugly! DUH! why else would it be hidden!?? noobs!

Missed ya mr.new to aa.



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Rinnie

Female, Age Private, Saint Paul, MN

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to read my note.. someone gave me the instruction to clean my computer.. and I had to log on to see the note.. :)

and now... I'm going to blog...

<3



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Rinnie

Female, Age Private, Saint Paul, MN

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i agreed. will do so starting tomorrow... :D

have a good night..



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txngal1981

Female, Age Private, Euless, TX

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Hi spliff! Long time! =)



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Rinnie

Female, Age Private, Saint Paul, MN

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omg! are you serious? tell me!



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Mis5Mom0

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

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<3



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IHTS_JUS_ME

Female, 35, Huntington Beach, CA

Posted


OH hush i just a burger azzwipe! SO DAM MEAN!

Really I thought he is older then you? From the pic you look younger!! Please do post more of your family photos up!

I'm sure we are all curious to see the family of spliff lol.



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IHTS_JUS_ME

Female, 35, Huntington Beach, CA

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lol nice trolling pics!

I never knew u had a brother. Why are you guys so hot n sexy in that pic dam?? lol



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Miss_Suk...

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

Posted


I watch Dawson's creek now.
I never watched it before.
But it still doesnt make any sense to me.
Like they're 16 and sleep around....
I was not like that when I was 16.. and they're all mysteriously very mature for their age and deal with a lot of adult issues but they're like in high school...
makes no sense..



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Rinnie

Female, Age Private, Saint Paul, MN

Posted


andru seems pretty hot from the pix he photoshopped.. why not?



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Idioteque

Female, 67, Antarctica

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You know what just occurred to me? Dawson's face looks inverted. *cough*



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Idioteque

Female, 67, Antarctica

Posted


AND that you're as slick as a reptile :) rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



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Idioteque

Female, 67, Antarctica

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Not forgetting to mention how fearsome and ferocious you are?

RAWR!



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Idioteque

Female, 67, Antarctica

Posted


Have I ever mentioned how awesome you are?

RAWR!



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IHTS_JUS_ME

Female, 35, Huntington Beach, CA

Posted


Do u know what you did to me!!???



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Miss_Suk...

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

Posted


oh sh!t
you wanna battle MOMO??
Why didn't you say so?
Don't p!ss me off or ima drive to T.O
and slash your bike tires.
Then you gonna have to take the Metro
Don't worry, this B!TCH never retires.
I know your little secret spliff...
I see through your little WHITE lies
I know you want a Lao Sandwhich
But you be too scurred coz you don't think you can hang
Kitchener girls be all up in the bidness got you sayin DANG
run home to yo mama
and watch superbad
you're lucky we don't know where you live,
aren't you glad?



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Mis5Mom0

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

Posted


i once knew a guy named spliff, he told me to take a whiff
he said he gonna smell like flowers, but he fcukin lied..
i went to take a sniff and he smelt like something that died

he said laogirls are crazy and its true
and then he offered me his hindu shoe..
told me he gone take me to some fancy place
but he lied..we turned up at bulk barn to my surprise
he said go crazy here's 5 bucks, i looked at him & said wtf?
such a baller, my kind of guy...
where you been all my life? make me your wife
nm i don't do relationships, i don't come equipped, i'm just trying to make you p u s s y whipped
this don't rhyme and i don't give a fcuk
im not hardcore, like your porn collection good luck!

peace out.



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Miss_Suk...

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

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so I have old school mariah carey/whitney houston music blasting and I'm singing on top of my lungs and someone knocked on the door but I didn't answer because my mom and dad aren't home and they told me not to answer if they're not home... but it's really obvious someone is home. .. ..
hha
my neighbours are punk a$$ bi+ches.
It's fu(k*ng 2 PM
I'll turn it off at 11 PM SHARP.

fuck fuck fuck fuck you it's 2pm

I'm not good at math but that's like in 9 hours yah?

p.s your music is creepy.



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Mis5Mom0

Female, 23, Kitchener, ON

Posted


AA is queer.
I can't read my notes.
I'll read your love mail later.




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I'm afraid of ( . )( . )'s

Posted August 07th, 2009 at 05:24am

nothing more used to get me in the mood

when i was put of charge of things like reviewing your boobs

just please dont get it confused, it sure is a job

and when you work in the service industry, somethings always wrong

some of em are too big and some smell like fish

and some of em got a skin condition too gross to dismiss

others have areolas the size of salami slices

but thats usually from boob jobs that arent done the nicest

i wake up... (continue reading)

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