An Introduction:
Yes, I was named after Star Wars.
No, I haven't a brother named Luke.
Yes, I enjoy shopping.
No, I don’t wear any jewelry.
Yes, I am delighted being by children.
No, I haven’t any.
Yes, I cringe at the sound of Velcro
No, I don’t mind zippers
Yes, I may insult you.
No, I won’t insult your mother.
Yes, you are included.
No, not what's in your pants.
Ciao