PLEASE READ: i WiLL N0T APPR0VE Y0UR iNViTE REQUEST iF Y0U D0 N0T
MESSAGE ME FiRST WiTH Y0UR PERS0NAL iNF0..i AM N0T iNTERESTED iN
BEiNG A FRiEND WH0RE 0R BEiNG Y0UR iNTERNET SLUT.
"I just want to die knowing I did everything I'd set out to do"
1987.11.o4~2oo4.1o.o3
RIP Jay .. love you man~<3
this gaijin ain't like no yujah you ever met~
Hello , my name is Fabulous && the quickest way to a man's
heart is with chuck norris' fist. =]
5O% sushi + 5O% kimbap
i'm...
-adopted
-a jew
-korean/japanese
-a mail-order bride
-all the rage
i D0 N0T SPEAK ASiAN !! N0 JAP . N0 C0REAN . GET THE FUCK 0VER iT
!! damn ethnocentrixX .. italiano pride * waves flag *
i'm thoughtful and caring, why would i have it any other way?
i have so many names, your head might explode if you try to
remember all of them.
i'll embarass you whether you want me to or not.
you probably aren't my type, because you're a douchebag.
if you're flirting with me i definitely won't pick up on it.
bitch, i'm not playing hard to get. i'm playing MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE.
this is cliche, but my friends are super sweet, not as super sweet
as me, but close enough. love you <333333
i like to laugh A LOT.
i don't have a G-unit shirt, but if i did, i'd rock it like it's my
job because it's ridiculous and i obviously want to get shot. G G G
G-UNIT!
your girlfriend is trashy.
fat chicks shouldn't wear belly shirts.
all i really like to do is groove to my music in furry boots, drink
JOSE, make sexist jokes about women, shop online for cute little
asian things and spritz my cotton candi perfume everywhere . beef
is amazing and so am i .
i enjoy watching the cooking channel while eating peanut M&M's
.. my personal cocaine .. FUCK KDRAMAS !
i also enjoy watching animals FUCK EACH OTHER UP ! FUCK SHIT !
if you're a man , don't argue with me .. i'll verbally tear your
balls off and hand them to you ..
i look and sound like i'm 12.
i eat and wear animals. i'll fuck up any member of peta who will
cry over that and then i'll gun down a bear infront of them, lie on
it in a mink robe and eat a hamburger with a side of fried chicken.
if animals have souls, they are deliciousss.
becoming best friends with jose cuervo was one of the best
decisions i've made in my life.
i'm proud that i'm not a generic bleach blonde with fake tits and
enough make-up to pass for a circus clown..actually i'm blonde now
.. but its for halloween.
HATING ME WON'T MAKE YOU PRETTY, BITCH.
rock, paper, scissors solves EVERYTHING.
people who can't pick up on my sarcasm must think i'm a real dick
and that's awesome .
