ur_boi_RoRo

What it do?!?! For starters, yah, u got the name right "RoRo".... Born and raised in Portland Oregon but my second home is San Diego fo sho'! Im on here to see what type of people are out of my reach.... "To meet people"? You ask.... Yeah sure call it what you want... Im not on here because I sing or rap or want to post fake piCCs of someone else and say its me but if you ask a stupid question, then imma give a stupid answer!! haha Nah Im not mean but its true!! Im sure you feel me..... So before you start judging, "Get to know me homie"!! But one thing fo sho'......... Im siCCa than yo average........ -Ro

tuesday morning i woke up, around 7 o'clocc
logged on and logged in, then checced my inbox
new friend request, my peeps leavin comments on the photo
all the regular faces sayin, "Wattup RoRo?!?"
so i handle my bizness, and i hit yall bacc
RoRo aint doin shiet!, same this and same that
i appreciate the luv, and i'll gladly return
come hook up wit yo boi, wit sumthin fine to burn
it aint the weekend yet, but we can get a lil tipsy
we can hit da corner store, and get a blunt from da lil gypsy
or we can jus lay bacc, and maybe pop a thizz
my viet bro got da hook, so u know what it izz
jus let me get my stunna shades, and grab ur digital cam
lets take a flicc of me and u, like peanut butter and jam
we can show da whole world, me kissin ur pretty face
and if ur man lookin for u, tell him to holla at u on "MY"space
haha nah jus playin, i aint a hater like that
but it all comes natural, cuz im a playa like that
so what da dilly baby?! u left my inbox full
wit a whole bunch of nuthin, u know that aint cool
all u said was, "hi. wattup?" and left ur messages blank
so how do i get u to talk, am i suppose to buy u a drank?
L.O.L L.M.A.O its all the same
but i dont dig girls, wit that type of pitiful game
and i dont dig %#&@$!ttz, over-night, type of hooka'z
i want a gilrlie soo sweet, the one i dont get sicc to look at
i want a shorty, to leave a comment on my page
tellin me she logged on, jus to stare at my face
but you know this online thing, is soo superficial
i be sayin i wanna kiccit, when i really dont miss u
=O O.M.G that was jus a little joke
of course i wanna kiccit, i need sumthin to poke!
haha there i go again tryna be funny
but on da real baby, daddy need that money....
but anyways, not to change the topic
to all the haters out there, i dont want yall to stop it
i need u to hate, u are how my game gets tighter
more hatin, more flix (pics), fliccs like BIC lighters
like KATT WILLIAMS said, "i need 40 of yall"
the more haters that i can stand on, the more RORO stand tall
and yeah go ahead peep my page, and see who i kiccit wit
see what im doin, and who im sticcin it
see where im at, and what drugs we doin
got good yay? what type of pills u chewin?
how many beezies u got? cuz i can bring a few
i'll bring 4 or 5, but only one for you
last but not least, i give it up to my friends
my TRU ride or dies, all the way to the end
i wont say no names, but u know who yall are
if ur on somewhere on my page, or wit me at the bars
i got ur bacc dogg, AND FUCC THESE HATER!!
and to everyone on AA, RORO CEE U LATER!!

"when u CEE me, holla yee!!" -Ro

tHiNkIn OuT lOuD...

now fellows being a gentleman can be beneficial.. how? u ask.. well, lemme break it down jus a lil here.. 1) holding open the door so she can get out (excelent shot of the legs) 2) pulling out the chair (a lil down blouse) 3) holding open the door (PERFECT framed glance @ da booty) and most important, at the end of the night ALL the LIL things count...ro

SOME DOODS I SWEAR...

so i was at my bro and sisters house friday night, casual drinking wit my trues, own-in like usual, nothin out of the ordinary... just another friday gettin F't up... anyways, my homie pulls up with his "nephew" and some beezie... the homies "nephew" was all G'd up, playered out with his choice of a colored bandana around his necc.. and the beezie,  she was "ok", i aint gonna lie, i mean from a scale of 1-10, 10 being the baddest, she was a 5.. she was respectful and all... and to put it in words, like da homies would say, "she was fuccable".. excuse my french ladies but its true and thats why i gave her a 5... anyhow, the dood that was there, my bois "nephew", was all over her!! kissin and huggin, cupcakin and feedin da beezie!! i mean, thats cool i guess... (if that was ur lady) how i looked at it was like they were together and all... u know? boifriend and girlfriend... i mean, i heard it come out of his mouth several times not to mention that he was tellin my people that, that was his girl.. so 30 min. goes by and a friend of mine says to me, "aye blood, why dont you go fucc wit that beezie"? and with total respect for the "game" and no interest for the girl, i told my homie, "nah im cool, she wit her man anyways". and of course as any dicchead friend would say, he says bacc to me, "hahaha u scared?" and me being me, i like to fucc around and im always down for a challenge... not that i thought for one second that she wouldnt give in, but anyways..  so time past, with no acknowledgment of the beezie, i step outside with my homie... as soon as we step outside of the garage, i hear the beezie ask my boi his name... he said his name, and soon enough she asked me mine... so i tell her and as im slowly walkin out with boi, she slowly walkin with us and conversating... the first thing that she says to me is, "dont worry, none of those guys that i came with is my man".. so im sittin there with pitty for the dood, confused!! yes!! confused for the poor guy!! im so confused for him, that IM hurt... LMAO ok, im not but IM JUS SAYIN!!!! so we're talkin, shes gettin her panties wet of course... and during all this im not even tryin... im jus drunk talkin, ya dig?! IM F't UP!! so yeah she shoots me her number after a whole 3 min. and at this point im jus bored already so i tell her to go and attend to her "man" and i'll holla atcha later... *clears throat* haha yeah right... so i go do my thing and come bacc and again "nephew" is all over her!! huggin and kissin, feedin and LOVIN!! LOVIN?!?! hahaha

THE WHOLE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS, GUYS, QUIT MAKIN UR SELF LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF PEOPLE... I MEAN U COME AROUND ALL PLAYERED OUT WITH UR CUTE LIL BITCH IN A MINI SKIRT, THINKIN U DA SHIT AND AT DA SAME TIME UR BITCH IS SITTIN THERE CHOOSIN... IM SPEAKIN FOR ALL GUYS WHEN I SAY, "QUIT HANDCUFFIN HOES"!! DONT PUT UR ARM AROUND HER OR GRAB AND KISS HER JUS CUZ SOME DOOD IS LOOKIN AT HER.. CUZ FRANKLY, WETHER UR KISSIN AND HUGGIN HER, IF SHES BAD ENOUGH TO WHERE WE WANT HER, WE'RE GONNA HOLLA!! AND PIMPIN, AT THAT POINT ITS GAME OVER!! KISS HER ONE LAST TIME CUZ IM TAKIN DA BEEZIE.. BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF UR GIRL IS UR GIRL AND SHE GOOD LIKE THAT, THEN YEAH SHOW HER DA LOVE.. AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN I SAY, "ITS OK TO CUPCAKE UR GIRL".... BUT KEEP IT FUCCIN PIMPIN!!!!!!!! JUS LOOK AT IT LIKE I DO, IF ANOTHER DOOD IS HOLLERIN AT UR GIRL, LET HIM... YES!! SIT BACK AND LET HIM... NOW IF UR GAME IS TIGHT ENOUGH, UR GIRL WILL MAYBE FLIRT BACK BUT DEFINETLY DIS DA SUCCA!! NOW ON THE OTHER HAND, IF UR WACC... THEN YEAH... SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE BUT STEP UP UR GAME PLAYER!!! THEN BEAT HIS ASS AND THEN DRINK UR SORROWS AWAY!! HAHAHA

AND TO THE LADIES, I AINT HATIN OVER HERE, PIMP MAMA... BUT THIS DOOD MADE ME SICC TO MY STOMACH!! AND BY ANY MEANS KEEP PIMPIN AND HANDLE YO BIZZ!!