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Saturday, September 29

The blue dot softball express

Young-Nakkers represented by displaying youthful excellence and experienced savvy.

By whlee01

Young-Nak Softball Newsletter Staff Writer

THE YARD (AP) - Young-Nakkers were 0 and 3 this year, but we played hard and had fun. Team Old played very well in the first game. Team Young played very well in the second game. Game three was a nice display of youth and experience. Based on the numbers, we did not win a... (continue reading)

The blue mole is sleeping. It is my belief that it is a creature of mysterious habits and has many hidden talents. My desire is to bring her out of her little hole to reveal herself and dazzle the world.

My idea is to "fluff" her like a pornstar. We can hire a male or female pornstar to lick her little klitty. We can lavish her with "the works" aka Hollywood-style makeover which includes getting expert cosmetic makeup analysis on how to accentuate the mole, buying a fabulous new... (continue reading)

My family, friends and acquaintances are celebrating my aunt's 70th birthday at a fancy Korean restaurant. It's like "Party Central." Let's turn back the clock and calendar to the late 1960s and early 1970s. My mother and her sisters are sitting in their respective seats. To the unknowing viewer, this is no big deal. To the knowing viewer, he recognizes this game and understands that each person is playing an intricate role in a traditional dance reserved only for an e-Flower. Look at their... (continue reading)

I immigrated here only a few months removed from my terrible twos. For nearly 1 year, I had not seen my mother who arrived here before me. For nearly 1 year, I was raised by relatives in my native homeland in lieu of my mother. The simple images of my mother etched into my mind as a new born baby were erased. Even today, I can still recall getting off that plane and seeing her for that second time. Amazingly, I recall just looking at a silhouette and ignoring the finer details of her face. I... (continue reading)

A Rose and a Thorn Bush OR Priickly Little Critters Run Amok

"Should I get a tattoo?" OR "Let's talk over dinner."

Gentle walks along the beach OR Naked pictures

Always Be My Baby OR Barbie Girl AsianAve

FAQ OR One-to-one Interviews

Warning: Explicit adult content for adults only OR PG-13

Attend an autograph session OR $1 Kisses Fundraisers

<3 OR @---}---------

Is it apropos? OR Is it an aphrodisiac?

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1) What is everybody's favorite color?

2) What kind of cigarettes does everybody smoke?

3) Are you wearing any panties?

4) Does ginseng work too?

5) Is having a dinner conversation really that important?

6) How does one sit closer to first base at Dodger Stadium?