Well lets see. My name is Will, I'm Korean but I was adopted so I grew up pretty Americanized. The only real asian thing I do is martial arts...That sounded ignorant as hell didn't it...well whatever. I've been training since I was seven and its always been a good foundation for my life. I currently do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Muy Thai, and spend a lot of the time training or going to the gym. I also enjoy soccer, swimming, and really anything outdoors. Besides that I'm pretty easy going and get along with just about anyone. Not really sure what else I'm supposed to put here, but I'm sure I'll think of something.
Ok so I thought of something. Instead of putting stuff on here about the real me that most likely no one will read, I decided to put the most cocky asinine stuff I can think of.....cause I think its funny. Remember please don't take this seriously, I'm actually not a jackass...for the most part.
First of all let me start off with, I AM THE MAN, no one has ever or will ever do things as good as I do. I am the smartest, funniest, and sexiest guy ever. To help you all realize just how badass my badassness is I've listed a couple facts about me.
I just got back from the Virgin Islands...they are now officially called The Islands.
I don't hunt because hunting implies the probability of failure...I go killing.
My tears cure cancer...unfortunately I have never cried.
Every night the boogeyman checks his closet... for me.
The chief export of ME is...pain.
I found Waldo...unfortunately thats the last anyone will see of him.
I can kill two stones... with one bird.
I don't read books...I stare them down til they give me the info I want.
When I do pushups I'm not pushing myself up....I'm pushing the world down.
I don't wear a watch...I decide what time it is.
You wanna know what was going through Sadam's head before he died....my fist.
I have to have a concealed weapons permit in 50 states...to wear pants.
There is no theory of evolution... just a list of creatures that I allow to live.
One time I got bitten by a cobra, after 5 days of excrutiating pain...the cobra died.
When superman works out... he wears a WILL shirt
I'm not hung like a horse...horses are hung like me.
I don't pop my collar....my shirt just gets an erection when I put it on.
Ok so I got some which aren't as cocky.
I have the body of a god...unfortunately its Buddah
I used to have a job as a stripper...it made a lot of change in my life.
Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good til you blow it ... and realize you just %#&@$!ed yourself
HAHAHA Anyway I hope you enjoyed the the "facts" about me. Please don't take any of this seriously. Have a good one.
