ycruz86

This weekend did not go well my mom got mugged on saturday by three teens a block away from our building. We really suspect that it was either a gang initiation or they were high on drugs, who knows, because they took her purse after they beat her and didn't even try to take her jewery. What is more f**k up is that there were some people near the scene and they did nothing. Talk about community togetherness. I bet if they knew the person they would have rushed there to help in a second. It... (continue reading)

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If you were given $50,000 to throw a party for all your friends, what sort of party would you put together? My answer: I would throw a masquerade party at either the avalon or webster hall. The music would be a mix of techno, reggie, and caribbean party music. ***WHAT KIND OF PARTY WOULD YOU THROW? POST YOUR ANSWER.***