Lamanie's Blog

Thank you Darling for the lovely flowers. They are the most beautiful I ever received. You never fail to make me feel special and loved. >>squish<<

So I received these beautiful lilies and roses at work yesterday. My co-worker came to my cubicle and say "hey gurl, you got an emergency at the front desk and you need to hurry up!" I looked at her a little confused and replied, "what do you mean? How is that possible? You're kidding me right?" She tried to keep her face serious and from laughing, "Yeah, it's an emergency so hurry up!" So I quickly rushed to the front desk and the receptionist smiled at me and said "these came for you". They were wrapped so I didn't really see what's inside but they smelled soo nice. I brought them back to my desk and started to unwrap them. To my surprise, they were lilies. I'm used to get roses and this was different...because he knew I loved lilies.

So a few co-workers came to my desk to check them out. One of them was like "OMG, are they real? What did you do now?" I jokingly replied "umm, I made threats" lol. I asked my team leader to come to my desk and when she saw the flowers, her jaw dropped. She was like "so that's where the scent was coming from. We were wondering why it suddenly smelled so good at the office. Man, how come I don't get flowers? I haven't received any from my man for the past 7 years." I felt bad for her. We told her he's doing something wrong, lol, that he ain't treating her right.

Another co-worker said that her husband used to send her flowers after they get into a fight but now that they don't argue anymore he doesn't send them anymore. So I said to her "well then you better go home and start a fight tonight" hehe.

I took them home for the weekend so I can enjoy them at home. Will bring them back to the office on Monday.

Hmm....They are so fragrant! :)

If a cheetah and a leopard decided to mate, this would be the result. California

 

 

It literally looks as if there is a large rat laying on his head. Texas

 

 

I would bet my left n- t Granny is packin heat. Ohio

 

 

There should be an application process in order to procreate...or call CPS?? Texas

 

 

You know you don’t have to dress as the logo to shop there, right? Texas

 

 

Save the money, I highly doubt that its going to help you anyway. Florida

 

 

I think he has a onesie on…like a gangster leotard. Connecticut

 

 

I REALLY hope that isn’t what I think it is…YUK!! Indiana

 

 

A classic Walmart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips! Wow! what a set of buns. Trafford , PA

 

 

2 cases of Ramen…….wonder where he goes to college? Who let him into Oregon is what I'd like to know? Portland , OR

 

 

Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them britches up some more! Volusia , FL

 

 

My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1. Harrisburg , PA

 

 

Don’t worry about where the baby is! Richmond , VA

 

 

2 mullets, 1 shot. Simpsoville , SC

 

 

Like a bad western movie but worse. Somewhere in GA

 

 

Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. From the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out from under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, the half mullet…I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done, I will let the picture speak my thousand words Location Unknown

 

 

I…Aahh…..umm…..ya……I.. I ain’t got nothin. Speechless Clifton Park , NY

 

 

I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch. Cameron , Mo

 

 

How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….OH MY GOSH! bennington vt

 

 

Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor! Location Unknown

 

 

Is it even legal to look this good? OMGosh!! Yuba City , CA

 

 

This guy was the complete package: -Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK - Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK - Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK - Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK - Pen in shirt pocket. What??? Corinth , Tx

 

 

Britney spears let herself go…….again... Louisville , KY

 

 

Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much. Really, I didn't do her hair. Glendora , Ca

 

 

Its like it has its own personality. Johnson City , TN

 

 

pimpin ain’t easy at the walmart - love the outfit though! Owensboro , Ky

 

 

Seriously? Renton , WA

 

 

Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny - maybe they were on the way to their local TSC and got lost??? Page, Arizona

 

 

What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt? I think he found this outfit at Target...in the PJ dept. Conway , SC

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga.

 

Savasana. Position of total relaxation.

 

 

Balasana. Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

 

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana. This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

 

Marjayasana. Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal comumn.

 

Halasana. Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.

 

Dolphin. Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

 

Salambhasana. Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

 

Ananda Balasana. This position is great for masaging the hip area.

 

Malasana. This position, for ankles and back muscles.

 

 

Much less training required.

Sally (my friend) and Katy (her room mate) were living together but since Sally bought a house and both are going to move out of the appartment, Sally was cleaning and packing up her stuff while Katy was out with her boy-friend.

So the other day Sally said to me "gurl, guess what??!!"

Me - "what's up?"

Sally - "Guess what I found in Katy's closet?"

Me, lol - "hmm, a dildo?"

Sally - "yeah but dang gurl, that thing was atrociously gigantic!!"

Me - "oh yea, like how big?"

Sally - "it was like this big, and this long" She gestures the size of that monster with her hands

My eyes opened wide with this disgusted grin on my face - "OMFG, fo realz?"

Let's just say, I didn't know they make stuff like that. I mean god dang! I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to sex toys since I don't look, use, or shop for that sort of thing. So I got really curious and couldn't get over the size of that thing, lol. I said to Sally that I wanna see that monster with my own eyes.  I was getting all these disturbing and graphic thought going through my head and I asked myself, "how does one stick this cock-arm up in there?" OMG, I just gotta see it, haha, otherwise I may never see one like that again.

So I drove over to Sally's appartment, saw it, and took pictures of it.

I still can't believe they have stuff like that out there...How does one person take sex to that level? I don't know...It's quite disturbing and SCARRY!

PS: names have been changed for privacy.

 

 

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It has come to my attention lately that some people just take for granted the things that they get for free.

I was hurt. I felt used. I am disappointed and angry. And I asked myself why did this happen to me?

I have always been helpful, giving, and considerate when it comes to my family. As the oldest child in the family, I felt obliged to set a good example for my younger sibling. This hasn't gotten me anywhere but drowning me in a pool disappointment.

My youngest sister never seem to get her act together. Perhaps because she knew that she would always have someone to fall back on for whatever she needs. A couple years ago, I lent her one of my car so that she can drive it to go work since her car wasn't working anymore. I specifically told her that my car cannot be driven too far as it has a tendency to get overheated but she shouldn't have any problem just driving it to work since her work was pretty close to home. On her 21st birthday, she decided to drive my car 2 hours up north to meet up with her friends so she can party the night away. Unfortunately, my car didn't make it but that didn't stop her. She abandonned my car in the freeway 50 miles from home and called one of her friend to pick her up so they can hit the clubs together. Pissed the hell out of me because I had to get out there to have my car towed to the nearest shop. Eventually, the estimate to have my car fixed was close to 2 grand. The headgasket totally blew up. Needless to say, she didn't offer to pay for anything.

She got her car fixed and went about and do her business until her car broke again. So now she has no means of transportation to work but walk or ask someone for rides. Of course, I have been picking her up from work on the nights that she was scheduled to work. I have gone out of my way to either stay up late to pick her up or get up early to send her wherever she needed to be. I asked her a month ago if she could do me a favor and drop me off (with my car) at the airport because I was going to leave for my vacation. She agreed but as we approach my departure, I texted her the time I had to be at the airport and she said she couldn't take me anymore because it was conflicting with her work schedule. Irritated, I said to her, that was the whole point why I told her a month ago so she can plan accordingly. She replied she can't do anything about it.

So looking at the big picture here, I realize not everyone can appreciate what they get for free. That you can go out of your way to help them but in the end they will just tell you that they can't do anything for you. Not even the simplest favor.

What I learned is that sometimes you have to be greedy and you have to let people fend for themself. You can't always hold their hands even if you care dearly for them or else how will they ever learn the value of free.

Today my sister asked me if she could ride with us to my niece's cookout this weekend. I said to her "are you going to pay for gas?" OMG, the look on her face was priceless!! She stared at me in disbelief and asked "are you asking me to pay for gas?" I replied firmly with the serious look in my eyes "yes M'am." Then she went "nevermind, I don't feel like going no more. You weren't planning on going, is that why you're asking me to buy gas?" I said "nope, I'm going whether you come or not but if you ride with me, you pay for gas."

It felt so wrong and yet it felt so damn GOOD. Ha! Take that you lil brat! 

Peace...